After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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