Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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