Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Shame is for Republicans.
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