i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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