"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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