how hairy? two words: wookie tits
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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