I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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