just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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