I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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