we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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