you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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