New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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