The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She told me I should be a condom model.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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