Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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