Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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