I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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