i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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