I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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