he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm at about main and main street
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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