Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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