Kiss
Puke
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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