are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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