We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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