Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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