He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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