Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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