Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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