How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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