we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Drunk is a universal language darling
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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