I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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