Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize