Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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