The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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