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eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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