margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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