I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You've changed since you got that strap on
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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