i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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