Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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