For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
no. you can't hotbox the world.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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