I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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