p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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