Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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In other news, I just burned my penis
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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