DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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