found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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