Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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