He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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