Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've blown a few things in my day
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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