i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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