Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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