if you like me you must not know who I am
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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